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Teleurstellend: kabouterpost blijkt gewoon piepklein envelopje

Maarten kwam afgelopen zaterdagavond voor een ontluisterende verrassing te staan. Hij ontving een mysterieus smsje, waarin hem kabouterpost werd aangeboden. Het bleek niets meer dan een piepklein envelopje met poeder. Het unieke aanbod kostte Maarten maar 50 euro (de aanbieding ‘2 voor 80’ liet hij aan zich voorbij gaan). “Geen geld voor een persoonlijk berichtje van een kabouter, dacht ik. Maar dat bleek dus te mooi om waar te zijn. De jongen die het op zijn brommer kwam afleveren was 1,65, schat ik. Niet echt lang, maar om hem nou een kabouter te noemen gaat wel heel ver.” Ook de inhoud van het envelopje kon Maarten maar matig bekoren: “Ik hoopte op een mooie liefdesbrief, of een beterschapskaartje aan zijn zieke kabouterbuurvrouw, maar toen ik het envelopje openmaakte kwam ik er tot mijn teleurstelling achter dat er alleen wat poeder in zat.” Een uur later is Maarten nog steeds ontdaan. “Ik pik dit niet, ik hoef dit niet te pikken, zoiets kun je mij toch niet flikken, weet je wel.. Lees verder

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The Most Epic Contractor Story Ever Shows How Rich People Solve Problems

Working as a contractor can be incredibly interesting and exciting, with different locations and workplaces to see, and many interesting people to meet. Nobody knows this better than Kevin. Working on a client’s house while the owners are away in Europe, it seems like just another regular day for Kev who has been on the job for quite some time now. However, this time things turned out to be a little different. “In 35 years nothing like this has ever happened, so I’m on pace for another 35 boring years. I’m very much OK with that,” he explained. So what happened to Kevin on this particular day? He showed up at the house as usual, however this time there 4 cars were parked in the driveway. Weird right? Weird indeed. And boy, did it escalate from there. Scroll down the read the story below, and if you have a contractor horror story let us know in the comments! In his 35 years working as a contractor, Kevin has never experienced anything quite like what happened on this day Do you .. Lees verder

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Prins Bernhard jr. geeft 590 huisfeesten ter ere van Koningsdag

Het is morgen Koningsdag en dat mag gevierd worden. Prins Bernhard jr. geeft daarom 590 huisfeesten. “Kom allemaal langs. Ik woon op de Lijnbaansgracht 14 t/m 48, Kerkstraat 32 bis, de oneven kant van Admiraal de Ruijterweg, een groot deel van De Pijp en het voormalige ING-kantoor aan het Westerpark. Neem wel zelf je eigen drank mee want ik heb geen brouwerij, voor zover ik weet dan.” Aanhang is volgens de prins meer dan welkom. “Maar laat wel even weten als je wilt blijven slapen.” Prins Bernhard biedt voor eventuele overlast alvast zijn excuses aan aan zijn buren. “Voor zover ik dat niet zelf ben natuurlijk.” Lees verder

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10+ Of The Best Comparison Of Real Women Vs Kate Middleton After Giving Birth

After the birth of their third child, Prince William and The Duchess of Cambridge did what royal parents are expected to do and presented the new member of the family for the world to see. Kate Middleton was, as you would expect from a royal, well-groomed and putting on her best face, despite giving birth just hours previously. Some people were shocked however, by just how amazing she looked, flawless and glowing in full makeup and heels. This has prompted a variety of responses, from sympathy for the amount of pressure she must experience to look her best at all times, to criticism for creating impossibly high expectations for other women. But the best responses are from those women who are sharing their own hilariously real and disheveled post-birth pics. Not everyone has the luxury of a team of makeup and hair professionals at their disposal! Obviously, the Duchess was just doing her job and probably loves these tongue-in-cheek comparisons. Giving birth is seriously hard work, an.. Lees verder

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Women Are Posting Their Post-Birth Pics After Kate Middleton’s Flawless Photos To Show How Different It Was For Them

After the birth of their third child, Prince William and The Duchess of Cambridge did what royal parents are expected to do and presented the new member of the family for the world to see. Kate Middleton was, as you would expect from a royal, well-groomed and putting on her best face, despite giving birth just hours previously. Some people were shocked however, by just how amazing she looked, flawless and glowing in full makeup and heels. This has prompted a variety of responses, from sympathy for the amount of pressure she must experience to look her best at all times, to criticism for creating impossibly high expectations for other women. But the best responses are from those women who are sharing their own hilariously real and disheveled post-birth pics. Not everyone has the luxury of a team of makeup and hair professionals at their disposal! Obviously, the Duchess was just doing her job and probably loves these tongue-in-cheek comparisons. Giving birth is seriously hard work, an.. Lees verder

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